1. Get to the bus stop 15 minutes before the bus leaves.
2. The bus leaves on time…. with or without you.
3. The bus loads downstairs in the convention area. Walk all the waaaaaayyyyy down to the end. You will pass the store.
4. Be sure to check in with your bus hostess. She will find your name on the list and greet you with a big, smiley “hello!”
5. Be ready to play a game or two along the way. Bazzill and Provo Craft prizes will be awarded!
6. Keep your arms and legs in the windows. Too hot! Provo Craft will help cool you down with a little surprise or two.
7. There is plenty of storage under the bus for all your purchases, so don’t be shy. Buy what you want, not what you need. What happens at CE stays at CE.
8. We will feed you along the way and we have plenty of water. If you need a soda, bring it along.
9. The bus has air conditioning and a place to pee.
10. If you fall asleep on the bus we can’t be responsible for what other CE friends will do to you. Remember, they may have access to something permanent and acid-free. They are scrapbookers for heaven’s sake… you could wake up with a drawn-on mustache. Photos are sure to be involved as well. Just sayin’.